dont do it kids

May 29

notchristine:

skittysredass:

Who drew this where is it this is why I should never leave tumblr because beautiful things like this can slip right through my fingers without me ever knowing.

blake

NO

notchristine:

skittysredass:

Who drew this where is it this is why I should never leave tumblr because beautiful things like this can slip right through my fingers without me ever knowing.

blake

NO

notchristine replied to your post: notchristine replied to your post: notchristine…

god damn it id better go inform my next door neighbor, the president

notchristine replied to your post: notchristine replied to your post: i’ve always…

youve already lost #boomroasted

but with the nuclear missile secrets i have stolen from http://climate.nasa.gov/kids/

canada is going to nuke the moon before you

notchristine replied to your post: i’ve always found it a bit weird when i go to…

why are you going to american websites canadian scum

stealing your nuclear missile secrets

we will win the space race

i’ve always found it a bit weird when i go to government run websites and find out that they have a kid’s page

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guyisart:

when i was little like in 3rd grade daft punk were performing in my town

and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual robots”

and i didnt care about my town in the 3rd grade, just robots 

so i showed up at like this concert thing in my town and i was so excited

and then they were like “DAFT PUNK!!!!”

and they were robots!

but i figured, what if they weren’t real robots? so i threw water from my robot test pitcher at them

and they kept working, they didn’t shut down or short circuit or anything

that was the worst day of my life

snookidoughicecream:

when i was little like in 3rd grade the barenaked ladies were performing at the super bowl

and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual naked ladies”

and i didnt care about football in the 3rd grade, just naked ladies

so i watched the superbowl up until halftime and i was so excited

and then they were like “THE BARENAKED LADIES!!!!”

and it was a bunch of men

that was the worst day of my life

the barenaked ladies never played the superbowl

do you know what this picture is of

it’s fabrication

like this story

(via notchristine)

stoicsilence:

notchristine replied to your post: notchristine replied to your photoset: elmer fudd…

missing: tumblr user stoicsilence all i know is that his name is blake and he likes cat women. here is a picture of grandpa harley

he’s still missing;_;

signal boost

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notchristine:

they still sell these you dumbasses
these pencils sucked the lead would always run out too fast and then youd have to get another let thing and youd go through the pencil in a day why do you want to remember this

notchristine:

they still sell these you dumbasses

these pencils sucked the lead would always run out too fast and then youd have to get another let thing and youd go through the pencil in a day why do you want to remember this

(Source: dont-let-go)