UU/Dirk scat fetish
Umbrage lied down carefully on the firm sarswapagous. First Dirk held his hand but this is just so…RAuNCHY. DISGuSTING just how he likes it. Dirk lovingly laid his ass on uu’s face, which was firm, yet had a little give. Pushing, the first traces of the distinctive whiff of fresh shit were detected by him. uu was immediately, and instinctively, turned on. “OOOOH YES. DIRK. THIS IS FuCKING GREAT. I DEMAND MORE WHIFFS OF YOUR FRESH. DELECTABLE. HuMAN POOP.” Groaned out uu. Dirk smiled and whipped his hand up and down on his own hardening dick. “Uguu,” He stated, intellectually. Green skin reddened as swirly cheeks became actual blushu, and a beetle penis hardened. “MORE DIRK HuMAN. MORE.” He shuddered as the poop splatter all over his face and the characteristic noise of the fart causing it just turned him on so much. A butt began to rub diarrhea into his face, first slowly, but then faster and faster. And stronger. Dirk’s hand quickened it’s work on his dick, which was now leaking precum and so hard it was purple. His balls tightened and relaxed repeatedly and soon a large amount of cum began to splatter everywhere as he yelled “SUGOI!” into the heavens of the Yaoi Temple’s sky. uu wasn’t far behind. He licked some of the delectable poop on his face, and the flavors of so many foods long digested fell onto his tongue. With one last lick to Dirk’s anus, uu came. And with that orgasm uu screeched so loudly that even Karkat would flinch at the noise.
written by this fucker
wow it’s so perfect, i came like ten times