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MY REVIEW FOR MADOKA PEOLE MAGICAL SHOE.
Gameplays:
I can’t believe I pirated this shitty game that had no gameplay. There were more cutscenes than a Metal gEar Solid Snake. 1/10 for gameplays.
Graphics:
The developers chose a more traditional form of animation than most games that are all 3D these day. But it looked like it was an Atari 64 game! That was not good. You could totally see the reflections of Sailor Madoka’s face in every tear that she cried in every scene, so the water physics were pretty great. But it was the cupcakes with mustaches that made me give this a 7/10.
Sounds:
This game sounded like it was made by babies for babies. If I wanted to hear a baby, I would steal one. This should have been full of manly voices, like space marines. If Halo voiceacted this game, I would give it a ten. But for now it gets a 6/10.
Hardcores:
There were lots of explosions and guns and they all went bam boom. 10/10 for hardcores.
Overalls:
Madoka Shoella Ballerina is a pretty cool RPS Shooter Puzzle game from Nintedno and Activision. Don’t be fooled by the colorful colors, this is the grimiest brown and bloom shooter out there. Be sure to preorder at Gamestop to get the free Sailor Kyoto Protocol playable character DLC.
Later, Gamers!
four years ago, newt gingrich performed a speech in second-life in front of furries dressed as superheroes and half naked men with mohawks
i literally don’t know what to say
