I converted this into a .gif for all of you.

I converted this into a .gif for all of you.

ok, this is actually making me laugh multiple times

MY REVIEW FOR MADOKA PEOLE MAGICAL SHOE.
Gameplays:
I can’t believe I pirated this shitty game that had no gameplay. There were more cutscenes than a Metal gEar Solid Snake. 1/10 for gameplays.
Graphics:
The developers chose a more traditional form of animation than most games that are all 3D these day. But it looked like it was an Atari 64 game! That was not good. You could totally see the reflections of Sailor Madoka’s face in every tear that she cried in every scene, so the water physics were pretty great. But it was the cupcakes with mustaches that made me give this a 7/10.
Sounds:
This game sounded like it was made by babies for babies. If I wanted to hear a baby, I would steal one. This should have been full of manly voices, like space marines. If Halo voiceacted this game, I would give it a ten. But for now it gets a 6/10.
Hardcores:
There were lots of explosions and guns and they all went bam boom. 10/10 for hardcores.
Overalls:
Madoka Shoella Ballerina is a pretty cool RPS Shooter Puzzle game from Nintedno and Activision. Don’t be fooled by the colorful colors, this is the grimiest brown and bloom shooter out there. Be sure to preorder at Gamestop to get the free Sailor Kyoto Protocol playable character DLC.
Later, Gamers!

MY REVIEW FOR MADOKA PEOLE MAGICAL SHOE.

Gameplays:

I can’t believe I pirated this shitty game that had no gameplay. There were more cutscenes than a Metal gEar Solid Snake. 1/10 for gameplays.

Graphics:

The developers chose a more traditional form of animation than most games that are all 3D these day. But it looked like it was an Atari 64 game! That was not good. You could totally see the reflections of Sailor Madoka’s face in every tear that she cried in every scene, so the water physics were pretty great. But it was the cupcakes with mustaches that made me give this a 7/10.

Sounds:

This game sounded like it was made by babies for babies. If I wanted to hear a baby, I would steal one. This should have been full of manly voices, like space marines. If Halo voiceacted this game, I would give it a ten. But for now it gets a 6/10.

Hardcores:

There were lots of explosions and guns and they all went bam boom. 10/10 for hardcores.

Overalls:

Madoka Shoella Ballerina is a pretty cool RPS Shooter Puzzle game from Nintedno and Activision. Don’t be fooled by the colorful colors, this is the grimiest brown and bloom shooter out there. Be sure to preorder at Gamestop to get the free Sailor Kyoto Protocol playable character DLC.

Later, Gamers!

…and let us say to the Nintendos and the other games, if you are going to be sick, we are going to find a way to protect this country from you. And whether that means exposing movies to liability litigation, whether that means exposing computerized games to litigation, whether it means challenging the Democrats to cut off the fund raising in a verse. Don’t tell us you care about children and have the people who are corrupting their lives raise your money while you tell us you care about traditional values. Don’t tell us the freedom of speech means the freedom to be so depraved, so violent, so disgusted that our children grow up in a country where they think that killing somebody else is a reasonable behavior. And it’s true on television. It’s true in the movies. It’s true in these games. I will challenge the lawyers of America: don’t tell how you could protect those who are bad, tell how well you can help us find some solution to bring Hollywood to its senses and to bring the computer people to their senses. And I’m not for censorship, but I am for the society setting standards and shaming those who refuse to have a standard that makes sense. — Newt Gingrich on video games

four years ago, newt gingrich performed a speech in second-life in front of furries dressed as superheroes and half naked men with mohawks

i literally don’t know what to say

stoicsilence:

oh gosh