im old enough to fuck your dad i’m your new manmommy give me a kiss before heading off to school

(via highkingnomnom)

blake university au fanfiction

the alternate universe being that he actually worked hard enough to go to university

calling a grocery store so you can try to get a minimum wage job that you dont want so you can be slightly less of a piece of shit and asking to speak to a manager on 6 separate occasions and there never being one available

my stretch marks are so red it looks like theyre bleeding

dreamt about frantically trying to swim across a lake while not being noticed  by the hammerhead sharks the size of commercial jet planes below it wasnt fun

I think it’s the iOS port, like FF3. Both FF3/4’s iOS ports were based upon their DS remakes.
yes the ds remakes were ported to ios in like 2012 and those in turn were ported to pc