Had to write a poem out of magazine clippings. Decided the topic would be what happens when he finds out you haven’t played Bioshock.

Had to write a poem out of magazine clippings. Decided the topic would be what happens when he finds out you haven’t played Bioshock.

IS THIS WHAT GIRLS WORRY ABOUT DURING DATES

IS THIS WHAT GIRLS WORRY ABOUT DURING DATES

IS THIS HOW GIRLS SEE THE WORLD

IS THIS HOW GIRLS SEE THE WORLD

christine once called stannis baratheon stannis the mannis and i still think thats the funniest shit ever

canadian criminals sure have shitty names

canadian criminals sure have shitty names

I JUST GOT AN 80 ON AN ASSIGNMENT I NEVER DID JUST BECAUSE I SHOWED UP

NICE

you’re under arrest
i hope i hang

A MAN GETS KICKED IN THE DICK PERMANENTLY CRIPPLING HIS ABILITY TO ACHIEVE ERECTION

HIS ATTACKER SAYS IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE

THE MAN SAYS NO HARD FEELINGS

today i didnt have my phone with me and was unable to snap a picture but while on the road i saw a truck very similar to this one

i saw they had a website too with a bangin mission statement

it seems that they know the shipping business well

oh by the way nintendo support sent me an email back a while ago telling me to call them about the pokemon thing but i really dont want to talk to a stranger on the phone and id probably even rather not get a free video game