"…a little hoarse?", recites the tumblr user, practicing the absolute lowest form of comedy, the pun. tumblr, having never heard this joke before, erupts into egregorious laughter and applause, that which even The Big Bang Theory had never seen. The tumblr user, retreats from the virtual word of cyberspace into their dark bedroom, blinds shut, tears streaming down their face at the realization that this is as good as it gets. This thousands of notes on this atrocious blogging platform, will be the epitome of their existence. Fame will be fleeting, they will be forgotten tomorrow, barely enough time to relish their meager achievement. Gripping their pillow, bawling hysterically, the tumblr user wonders; "Really, what IS the deal with airline food?"
i ran my hand against my wall and i got a splinter
there were even tweezers in my pocket but i extracted it with just my other hand like a real man
"a quote that i disagree with from nobody in particular"
The time I embarrassed myself in French Canada.
One time, I was lost with my friend, Austin, in Quebec city. We needed to ask for directions, and I’m not very good at French.
So, I turn to Austin and say, “Time to butcher some French.”
Then all the people in front of us, just turn and stare at us. It turns out, that they could all understand English and thought that we wanted to murder them.
They were right.
how to get a thousand notes on tumblr #2
- post a funny picture you found on another website and don’t give a source
- post a funny gif (preferably one that you didn’t make)
- use ironically atrocious grammar„„
- use unironically atrocious grammar„„
- make a post about a current event that links to a website that plays loud music
- be kyle massey
- take a picture or a video of your pet doing something that normal pets do
- make a comic where the punchline is that it zooms in on a character’s face
- get injured/a disease and don’t have health insurance
- ask a dead animal if it’s ok
- horribly overuse a meme
- end a list without any more points but press enter a few times so they know that you are bein real funny