happy easter

wait i forgot to make the joke

"…a little hoarse?", recites the tumblr user, practicing the absolute lowest form of comedy, the pun. tumblr, having never heard this joke before, erupts into egregorious laughter and applause, that which even The Big Bang Theory had never seen. The tumblr user, retreats from the virtual word of cyberspace into their dark bedroom, blinds shut, tears streaming down their face at the realization that this is as good as it gets. This thousands of notes on this atrocious blogging platform, will be the epitome of their existence. Fame will be fleeting, they will be forgotten tomorrow, barely enough time to relish their meager achievement. Gripping their pillow, bawling hysterically, the tumblr user wonders; "Really, what IS the deal with airline food?"

i ran my hand against my wall and i got a splinter

there were even tweezers in my pocket but i extracted it with just my other hand like a real man

tim buckley submits a game to greenlight

tim buckley submits a game to greenlight

bonermarrow:

Considering who drew this I know there are several people already masturbating to this.

wow i was just about to post this
the joke is theyre spies lol so funny

bonermarrow:

Considering who drew this I know there are several people already masturbating to this.

wow i was just about to post this

the joke is theyre spies lol so funny

(via constipated-ler-deactivated2012)

"a quote that i disagree with from nobody in particular"

No," I said, "this is too much." Nonetheless he stuck his hand into my vagoo and pulled out my Luke Skywalker action figure. It had been up there as long as I can remember, and i felt it was a part of me. The shock was too great and I began puking all over his erect member. "Wow, that was hot." he said, "Do it again. — 50 Shades of Gray

I have to try to resist the urge to make everything I watch into shitty gifs.

i’m not even sure what’s going on anymore

but adding the professor layton music somehow made this funny